急著去投胎的國人(精辟)

                        發布時間:2019-05-12 02:29 作者:admin 瀏覽數:

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                        國人生孩子急,紛紛剖腹產;

                        急著去投胎的國人(精辟)

                         

                        國人教育急,唯恐輸在起跑線;

                        急著去投胎的國人(精辟)

                         

                        國人看病急,為了快點好,大把吃消炎藥、成瓶打點滴;

                        急著去投胎的國人(精辟)

                         

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                        急著去投胎的國人(精辟)

                         

                        國人開車急,前面一猶豫后面就嘀嘀;

                        急著去投胎的國人(精辟)

                         

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                        急著去投胎的國人(精辟)

                         

                        國人旅游急,上車睡覺、下車拍照,四大名樓、名山大川恨不得全都裝上索道電梯;

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                        國人看文章急,掃一半標題就扣帽子、猜動機、發脾氣;

                        國人發財急,某些人坑蒙拐騙、貪贓枉法恨不得賺他幾個億;

                        急著去投胎的國人(精辟)

                         

                        國人喝酒急,紅酒不聞就下肚,白酒喝光再來啤;

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                        ...

                        人生是長跑,何必累死在起跑線上?

                        人生是果子,囫圇吞棗有何意義?

                        人生只有一次,何必匆忙趕去投胎?

                        人生需要品味、社會需要秩序;

                        真正的貴族從來都溫文爾雅、慢條斯理。

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